New Indian Nursery Rhymes – 2

Arun Shourie’s “Humpty Dumpty” outburst reminded me of some stuff I had written many months back and had completely forgotten to post – The second installment of new Indian nursery rhymes. You can check out the first part here.

So I dug them out and here they are. I know they are a bit dated (they pertain to stuff that happened 6-8 months back), but what the heck, it’s still better to have nursery rhymes that are drawn from India circa 2008 than Europe circa 16th century. Sing along for best results :-)…

Based on “Little Miss Muffet”.

Little Miss Jaya,
Eats some papaya,
Along with some curd and rice.
If you want a favour,
Some money you gave her,
For Miss Jaya comes at a price.

Based on “Pussy Cat Pussy Cat”.

Prakash Karat, Prakash Karat, where have you been?
I’ve been to Beijing to visit the Cheen.
Prakash Karat, Prakash Karat, what did you there?
I promised my bosses, that I’d do my share.

Based on “Old MacDonald”.

Old Mamata B went to a farm. Eeya Eeya O.
And on that farm, she saw a plant. Ayyayyayyo.
With some protests here,
And some violence there.
Here a speech, there a speech,
Everywhere a screech screech.
Old Mamata B caused great harm. No Nano Nano.

Based on “Ding Dong Bell”.

Ding dong division bell.
The MPs are in the well.
Who put them in?
Advani the thin.
Who pulled them out?
Somnath the stout.
What a rowdy bunch of gents,
Sit in our noisy parliaments.

Based on “Rock-a-bye Baby”.

Rock-a-bye Gowda, was dozing on top.
When he saw progress, Gowda would stop.
When people voted, Gowda did fall.
And down they came, Gowda, HDK and all.

Based on “Wee Willie Winkie

Hoy Hoysa Hoysala, drives through the town.
Upstreet & downstreet, wearing a frown.
Knocking down the singers,
And closing down the bars.
Are all the adults in their beds? It’s past 11 o’clock.

Coming soon (hopefully with some relevant stuff) – Part 3. Suggestions are welcome.

Disclaimer : Any resemblance that the silly events described in these childish rhymes have to the deliberate, statesmanlike actions of our esteemed leaders is obviously co-incidental. Also, please do not try this at school.

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16 comments

  1. Ha..ha..ha.. out of all Ding Dong bell is the best. Came here through Blogadda link.

  2. perplexed says:

    ROTFL!! this was one hilarious read!! Just too good!! :D

  3. Rajesh says:

    I agree…mamta b was the best…..why dont you add some bollywood characters also in part 3. dont stop this series…its absolutely silly and fun

  4. gauri says:

    “Shiny, Shiny, do you think you’ll get bail?
    Yes sir, please sir, it’s no fun in jail.
    I won’t need a maid for laundry,
    Nor one to clean my shack -
    But please sir, have some mercy in that court with a fast track.”

    Nice ones :) Looking forward to Part 3.

  5. Smitha says:

    That was hilarious! ROFL!

    Hopped over from Blogadda.

  6. Solilo says:

    Ha..ha..ha.. out of all Ding Dong bell is the best.

    Came here through Blogadda link.

  7. Senthilkumar says:

    That was a great one……..ROFL

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  9. Chuck says:

    That dinosaur called Karunakaran once decided that he had enough of being a Congress lackey and decided to start his own party – Democratic Indira Congress (Karunakaran).

    I will leave it to you to figure out the short form, and the subsequent spate of SMS jokes that filled the airwaves in Kerala.

    As Barney Stintson would say, true story.

  10. Ramnath R says:

    Hilarious staff. I hope you find the time to enlarge them by adding stanzas.

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  12. Subbu says:

    Dude, good one. Move away from Nursery rhymes and get into Indian metaphors. Examples: Panchatantra or ‘Stunttantra’ or whatever, KamaSutra or NoKaamSutra or whatever….there are possibilities galore in our folklore and puranas.

  13. Ambarish says:

    My favorite was Hoysala!

    But there is very little that’s little about Jaya :-)

  14. Deepak says:

    Yeah, Mamata was the best!

  15. Shyam says:

    The one on Mamta Didi awesome !!

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