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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
03.10.2010
The Woman’s Reservation Bill is the 108th amendment to our constitution (in 60 years). While US has had 27 (in 250 years). #justsaying
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03.08.2010
Damn. 2-2. It’s time we change our hockey cheer. Everybody shouts Chak De India, and our team keeps chucking every game. #hockeyworldcup
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03.07.2010
It seems DMK denies the existence of Pi. You see, they are staunch rationalists.
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03.06.2010
Eng : 3, Ind : 0. Thank God, Aamir Khan didn’t opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We’d have still been paying tax to the British.
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03.05.2010
Two-and-a-half-year-old boy booked for power theft. Good idea. This way the case can be completed within his lifetime.
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03.05.2010
BSY will present budget only after Rahu Kaalam. Tchah. Astronomical wastage based on astrological calculations.
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03.05.2010
TOI H/L: ” BEST set to buy 468 green buses with Rs 88L loan.” They mean 88 crore. But accuracy is something they lakh.
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03.05.2010
PM & Sonia exchange notes, it seems. I guess she said, ” Nee Ga-dha”. And he replied, “Saa-Ree Maa”.
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03.05.2010
Sachin implies “Noise in stadium”. Equivalent of “Din in game”. Which anagrams to “Indian Gem”. Which translates to “Bharat Ratna”. QED.
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03.05.2010
Vadodara road to be named after Sachin. Okay. Maybe at least this way we’ll get a good drive.
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03.05.2010
Surat to get a modern fish-market. It seems the old one was going to Pisces.
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03.05.2010
Amir Khan bags an endorsement deal for Rs. 35 crores. It’s time we started calling these people Brand Mercedes’.
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03.05.2010
No, I’m sorry. Astroturf does not help grassroot development. Duh.
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03.04.2010
Villagers vow not to drink liquor till Telengana is formed. What kind of protest is this? Shows a total lack of spirit.
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03.04.2010
Special committee to probe massage centres in hotels. Their report will be circulated on a knead-to-know basis.
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