Short Puts

If England takes one wicket of ours, we should take ten.

Meanwhile the Indian openers seem set for a long stint in the middle…. of the pavilion.

Q: Which car will Sushma Swaraj buy? | A: Wagon R, of course. | Q: Why? | A: Lots of headroom yaar.

Sushma Swaraj would make a good HR Manager. Full focus on headcount and all.

Hehe. RT @JayHind Absolutely Ultimately WTF RT @intellprofessor: @JayHind. What a steal !!

Wow. It seems this Kumbh Mela is a Maha Kumbh Mela. Comes once in 144 years. LK Advani and Karunanidhi got separated in the last one.

Pratibha Patil’s last trip as President cost Rs. 18 crore. Well, her name only anagrams to “A trip? Bah!”.

#Tamil Golden Globes on Pongal? Aha. Pongal and Pon Gol.

Pongal O Pongal. The Jerome K Jerome of festivals.

Checked out the features of PowerPoint in Microsoft Office 2013. Good stuff. They’ve managed to get in many of the features of Keynote 2007.

326 to win. End up with 316. India fall short by Ten…… dulkar.

Dhoni Ki Jadeja Ka Stump Gela.

Aha! Yiuvraj Singh: Grace. England: Angrez. #IndvsEng

Oops. RT @maheshmurthy: Gulp! Secret video of threesome with @iPoonampandey @rameshsrivats and me surfaces!

Events Today – 1. Hanuman Jayanti in TN. 2. Rahul Dravid turns 40. *Plan to celebrate both simultaneously by reading Hanuman Chalisa.*