Short Puts
A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
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Media putting sting on politicians. Politicians putting sting on media. Man. Sting is King.

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Zee TV wants 100 CRORES just to keep quiet and say nothing? Who do they think they are? Arnab?

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2G, Jijaji, NitinG and now Gee TV?

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In a crucial away match in Sri Lanka, Rama took all 10 Sri Lankan scalps to post a thrilling victory. Happy Dussehra.

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Durgo Pujo. Shubho Bijoya. Poschim Bongo should have a special festival just to worship the letter ‘o’.

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When asked about graft, Virbhadra Singh threatens to break cameras. It’s called violens.

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Man flies abroad. Big fight. Leaves his wife. King returns wife. Brother gives man slippers. He walks home. – Anayamar.

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I don’t think Ravana was very smart. 9 times he was offered anything he wanted, and all 9 times he said, “Gimme head.” #OK #WillGoNow

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Man with 10 heads screamed, “Aaaaaaa”. – Das-sar-aaaaa. #MustBe

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Right. Please start. RT @PMOIndia <ed> the triumph of good over evil – an inspiration for us to follow the path of righteousness

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Rajat Gupta sentenced to 2 years in prison. He gave inside information. So now, he’ll get inside information.

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Jaspal Bhatti. RIP – roaringly funny man. @sidvee

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Oho. Jaspal Bhatti died in a car crash. From what I know, the first Indian TV comedian to venture into political satire. Sad.

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#Tamil After the victory – Ravi Shastri: So, Rama, what weapon was key to your victory. Rama: Vil, of course.

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Just pointed a finger at someone. My other 4 fingers were pointing not at me, but at my palm. Tch. Have to reevaluate my entire moral system