Media putting sting on politicians. Politicians putting sting on media. Man. Sting is King.
Zee TV wants 100 CRORES just to keep quiet and say nothing? Who do they think they are? Arnab?
In a crucial away match in Sri Lanka, Rama took all 10 Sri Lankan scalps to post a thrilling victory. Happy Dussehra.
Durgo Pujo. Shubho Bijoya. Poschim Bongo should have a special festival just to worship the letter ‘o’.
When asked about graft, Virbhadra Singh threatens to break cameras. It’s called violens.
Man flies abroad. Big fight. Leaves his wife. King returns wife. Brother gives man slippers. He walks home. – Anayamar.
I don’t think Ravana was very smart. 9 times he was offered anything he wanted, and all 9 times he said, “Gimme head.” #OK #WillGoNow
Man with 10 heads screamed, “Aaaaaaa”. – Das-sar-aaaaa. #MustBe
Rajat Gupta sentenced to 2 years in prison. He gave inside information. So now, he’ll get inside information.
Oho. Jaspal Bhatti died in a car crash. From what I know, the first Indian TV comedian to venture into political satire. Sad.
#Tamil After the victory – Ravi Shastri: So, Rama, what weapon was key to your victory. Rama: Vil, of course.
Just pointed a finger at someone. My other 4 fingers were pointing not at me, but at my palm. Tch. Have to reevaluate my entire moral system