Short Puts

If England takes one wicket of ours, we should tak…

Ramesh Srivats — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:00:24 +0000

If England takes one wicket of ours, we should take ten.

Ramesh Srivats — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 06:57:19 +0000

Meanwhile the Indian openers seem set for a long stint in the middle…. of the pavilion.

Ramesh Srivats — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 06:52:24 +0000

Q: Which car will Sushma Swaraj buy? | A: Wagon R, of course. | Q: Why? | A: Lots of headroom yaar.

Ramesh Srivats — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 06:33:18 +0000

Sushma Swaraj would make a good HR Manager. Full focus on headcount and all.

Ramesh Srivats — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:46:38 +0000

Hehe. RT @JayHind Absolutely Ultimately WTF RT @intellprofessor: @JayHind. What a steal !! http://t.co/gdzyqglO

Ramesh Srivats — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:37:23 +0000

Wow. It seems this Kumbh Mela is a Maha Kumbh Mela. Comes once in 144 years. LK Advani and Karunanidhi got separated in the last one.

Ramesh Srivats — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:33:46 +0000

Pratibha Patil’s last trip as President cost Rs. 18 crore. Well, her name only anagrams to “A trip? Bah!”. bit.ly/13u9e8n

Ramesh Srivats — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 06:59:17 +0000

#Tamil Golden Globes on Pongal? Aha. Pongal and Pon Gol.

Ramesh Srivats — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 06:47:17 +0000

Pongal O Pongal. The Jerome K Jerome of festivals.

Ramesh Srivats — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 05:24:47 +0000

Checked out the features of PowerPoint in Microsoft Office 2013. Good stuff. They’ve managed to get in many of the features of Keynote 2007.

Ramesh Srivats — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:28:16 +0000

326 to win. End up with 316. India fall short by Ten…… dulkar.

Ramesh Srivats — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:01:18 +0000

Dhoni Ki Jadeja Ka Stump Gela.

Ramesh Srivats — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:57:57 +0000

Aha! Yiuvraj Singh: Grace. England: Angrez. #IndvsEng

Ramesh Srivats — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:48:31 +0000

Oops. RT @maheshmurthy: Gulp! Secret video of threesome with @iPoonampandey @rameshsrivats and me surfaces! buff.ly/11m8oMm

Ramesh Srivats — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 05:42:49 +0000

Events Today – 1. Hanuman Jayanti in TN. 2. Rahul Dravid turns 40. *Plan to celebrate both simultaneously by reading Hanuman Chalisa.*