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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
12.27.2008
Am in Dubai. And regretting the fact that the only oily things we have in India are our politicians.
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12.27.2008
Saif in hospital with a stomach ache. Why is that news? Ah well, at least Ramadoss could use this information to ban Lays potato chips.
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12.27.2008
Rahul Dravid is now down to getting runs off Surashtra in Ranji Trophy matches. Looks like he has become a 'narrow domestic wall'.
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12.27.2008
Karnataka is the national leader in buying votes for cash. That's why we have so many buy-elections.
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12.27.2008
Mayawati has given new meaning to the terms 'party funds' and 'birthday bash'..
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12.27.2008
Mayawati is going to celebrate her birthday as Dhikkaar Diwas (day of shame). Am sure her parents would agree with that.
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12.26.2008
Ghajini should do well at the box office. After all, it resonates with today's India – short-term memory loss and all that.
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12.25.2008
Suicide bombers for sale in Pakistan. Now that could be a booming business. In more ways than one.
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12.25.2008
Thackeray equates Sena-BJP ties with husband-wife bickering. Sure. The family that preys together slays together.
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12.25.2008
Chocolate, wine and tea enhance brain power. Now that's the kind of healthy diet I can follow.
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12.25.2008
Sonam Kapoor to endorse L'Oreal. A natural step after her debut movie Saawariya, which was La-Ordeal.
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12.25.2008
PMK urges Karunanidhi to declare total prohibition in TN. This Ramadoss seems to have a big alcohol problem.
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12.25.2008
Delhi schools are hiring Blueline drivers for their school buses. Clever. The safest part of the road is the inside of a Blueline bus.
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12.25.2008
Fans to build Dhoni temple in Ranchi. So that's what they mean by idol worship.
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12.25.2008
Nokia maps listed Kashmir as part of Pakistan. Promptly BJP activists go and burn a store in Jabalpur. Arson-of-the-soil.
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