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01.31.2009
Jagjit Singh challenges Rahman to sing Ghazals. Seems like Jagjit has been 'Ghazaling' something rather strong.
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01.31.2009
National Commission for Women blames Mangalore Pub for attack. Guess this what is called an error of 'commission'.
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01.31.2009
Now they tell us that sitting on a window seat can give one a blood clot. So our choice is – To aisle or to ail.
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01.31.2009
Ramadoss wants alcohol banned because it causes 40% of road accidents. Why not ban vehicles? After all they cause 100% of all road accidents.
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01.31.2009
Now Ramadoss rants against "pub culture". I sometimes wonder if we live in a country or a petri-dish.
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01.30.2009
NDTV bullies blogger to apologise for "untrue & defamatory statements expressed in a disproportional manner".
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Now NDTV can apologise to the rest of us for the same reason.http://tinyurl.com/acuflc

01.30.2009
Gehlot to "weed" out Public Display of Affection. Public Display of Rage, however, can carry on as usual.
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01.30.2009
Live band & dancers arrested in B'lore pub. Phew! Now our streets are safer.
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01.29.2009
Cops manhandle mentally challenged girl in Kolkata. Guess they don't want competition.
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01.29.2009
Condom found in Pepsi bottle. So, Pepsi drinkers are safe from AIDS uh?
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01.27.2009
MNS now ransack a social sciences lab. Well, we knew they were anti-social, but this is taking it too literally.
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01.26.2009
An anagram of Ram Sena is "Man's Era".
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01.26.2009
Mamata praises Gujarat for being biz-friendly. That's like Jack the Ripper praising Paris for being safer.
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01.26.2009
100% literacy programme inaugurated for prisoners in TN. First they get a sentence. Then they are taught words.
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01.26.2009
K'taka govt tells temples to perform puja to ward off ill-effects of eclipse. Their motto – No work and all pray.
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