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02.28.2009
Women who deliver in govt. hospital to get Rs.800. Guess they want to be seen as a 'labour' friendly govt.
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02.28.2009
A.K.Antony declares that the navy will be in charge of our maritime security. Excellent choice I must say.
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02.27.2009
Weird headline in TOI – 'Two held for trying to sell police'. Guess the police prefer selling themselves.
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02.27.2009
Cops to return bribe with 9% interest. So now we can bribe as a matter of 'principal'.
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02.27.2009
BSY allots Rs.130cr to temples to ward off K'taka's past sins. Are even our Gods open to bribes?
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02.27.2009
Gujarat advertises for intelligence officers at Rs.4,500/month. Not likely to get very intelligent officers, uh?
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02.27.2009
Court reduces sentence of rape convict because he passes IAS exam. Proof that our bureaucrats lack 'conviction'.
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02.26.2009
UPA claims credit for Slumdog Oscars. Why not? After all it's full of slumdogs & millionaires.
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02.26.2009
Kasab also booked for not buying platform ticket. They can now hang him as well as make him pay a fine.
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02.26.2009
Ramadoss wants all states to impose prohibition. The man seems to have a big alcohol problem.
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02.22.2009
Amartya Sen – "Bihar is not only for Biharis. It's for the world." Er…no, thank you.
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02.22.2009
"A policeman has no religion," says Gujarat DGP. But of course, our religions have many policemen.
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02.21.2009
Subramanian Swamy angry about being pelted with eggs. Can't he take a yolk?
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02.21.2009
K'taka Home Minister indifferent to recent murders in B'lore. Can't he see that it's called 'Homicide'.
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02.21.2009
PT teachers in govt. schools will now wear a blue & yellow uniform. Aah. The spectrum allocation has finally begun.
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