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03.31.2009
Sanjay Dutt barred from elections. Good. The Supreme Court is finally kicking some Dutt.
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03.31.2009
4 B'lore policemen dismissed for selling unclaimed body. In other words, cops get copped for selling corpse.
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03.31.2009
BJD MP tells partymen to avoid mobiles to boost sex-life during polls. Looks like he's conducting an erection campaign.
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03.31.2009
IIT classes for VII std. students in Kota. Where will this end? Abhimanyu Tutorials conducting pre-natal coaching?
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03.31.2009
Orissa – BJP promises rice at Re.1, Dal at Rs.5 & free salt. They might as well throw in a few (more) carrots and offer free Bisibele Bath.
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03.30.2009
Anbumani Ramadoss not to contest LS polls. Great. We can now have a banner-free election.
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03.25.2009
Brisk business for Khadi after poll announcement. After all, all parties are busy spinning yarns.
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03.24.2009
Congress promises 6kg rice in AP. Once can ask (in Tamil), is this Arasiyal? Or is it Arisi-yal?
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03.24.2009
Sharad Pawar's daughter to stand for Lok Sabha. So, Sonia is into beta testing, while Pawar is into beti testing.
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03.23.2009
Nearly 90% of Delhi's electricity meters are overcharging. Proves that, in our capital, even meters get corrupted by power.
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03.23.2009
Congress promises uninterrupted power supply to all in AP. Perhaps they should change their name from UPA to UPS.
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03.23.2009
"Third Front will finish first" – Karat. Guess he means that they'll be the first to come to an end.
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03.22.2009
BJP is not a temple construction company – Naqvi. That's right. They are more into mosque destruction.
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03.22.2009
"If Bush is Coca Cola, Obama is Pepsi" – Buddhadeb. Extending the metaphor, Buddha must be the Red Bull.
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03.18.2009
EC warns parties over dummy candidates. Ouch. Now where will they find people to stand.
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