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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
04.27.2009
51-hour non-stop singing to get people to vote. Our Ganatantra becomes a Gaanatantra.
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04.27.2009
Gujarat HC commutes sentence of man arrested for drinking, after 14 years. The world's longest hangover?
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04.27.2009
Thieves of diamond watches nabbed. Poor guys. They were just trying to accumulate carbon credits.
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04.27.2009
58 BJP Legislators get land allotted in Bangalore. Shows that our politicians are experts at plotting.
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04.27.2009
IB officer's 19-year old son held for mugging. Not surprising. Our education system, after all, forces people to mug.
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04.27.2009
Kiran Kher joins BJP. Truly a histrionic event.
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04.27.2009
"Don't vote for independents," says Sonia Gandhi. She'd rather we voted for her dependants.
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04.26.2009
Ranthambore tigress gets British Lifetime Achievement Award. That ought to make the tigress very proud.
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04.24.2009
A boxing league coming up on the lines of IPL. Guess we'll soon see Haywards 5000 knockouts and Venky's uppercuts.
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04.24.2009
PCB hires cooks & drivers as guards for Oz series. So if terrorists attack, the team can speed away and have a good meal.
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04.24.2009
Rajasthan HC issues notice to Lalit Modi for leaving India without permission. Basically he dislodged his bail.
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04.22.2009
Prisoners allowed to watch only DD. Now that's what they mean by capital punishment.
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04.22.2009
Delhi to have Earth Hour every month. Ha. Bangalore has one every day.
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04.22.2009
Mallika milkshake launched in Hollywood. Served with Kaju and Oomphali.
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04.22.2009
Only' 21% of candidates are criminals (down from 33%). Are politicians getting honest or are criminals getting choosy?
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