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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
04.22.2009
CPI wants to nationalize mines. They'll rename them 'Ours'.
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04.20.2009
Biryani packet flung at Congress MP in Goa. Of course, he has already accumulated the gravy to go with it.
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04.20.2009
"Only Congress can provide STABLE govt." – Ahmed Patel. Yup. They are the experts in horse-trading.
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04.20.2009
TOI – Power crisis shuts down Kolkata. In that city, this headline can be about electricity, unions or politics.
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04.19.2009
Net put up to protect Modi from shoe attack. So BJP has Advani on the net, and Modi behind the net.
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04.19.2009
Attendance made compulsory at Padma Awards. So if they offer an honour, you'd better honour their offer. Or else…
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04.19.2009
TOI – No live coverage of ISRO's spy satellite launch. What else did they expect? It's a spy satellite for god's sake.
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04.09.2009
Rakhi Sawant to choose her husband through a TV reality show. The winner gets Rakhi. And the losers get rakhis.
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04.09.2009
TOI – Congress beats Left with misrule stick. So CPM has the Karat and now Congress has the stick.
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04.03.2009
Akshay in police trouble for unbuttoning at LIFW. Akshay's wife handles his fly. And a random guy flies off his handle.
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04.03.2009
DMK promises hutless villages & slumless cities. Guess they'll build castles for all. In the air.
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04.03.2009
Angelina Jolie fumes over Brad Pitt's beer drinking. She doesn't want him to be Jolie. He thinks she's the Pitts.
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04.01.2009
Goa – Mango prices out of common man's reach. They should stop referring to him as "Aam" Aadmi.
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04.01.2009
A robot that can turn cartwheels & do somersaults. Now all our political parties want to give it a ticket.
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04.01.2009
Govt. gets Bangalore Race Course to shift out of town. Now they can build a third Vidhan Soudha.
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