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06.17.2009
Shiney says he just made advances and maid consented. So now he’s a Bai-sexual and a Try-sexual.
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06.17.2009
Obama swats fly in White House. After all, the White House has been declared a no-fly zone.
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06.13.2009
Amar Singh in S’pore hospital for kidney ailment. He must have been complaining of headaches.
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06.13.2009
CPM blames industrialization policy for poll debacle. By blaming the plants, they are simply planting the blame.
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06.13.2009
Teachers punish students by tonsuring them. When will this barberic behaviour stop?
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06.13.2009
Both sides claim victory in Iran election. They can split the country and rule – Iran & I-also-ran.
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06.12.2009
11thCommandment : Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s Wi-Fi.
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06.12.2009
Afzal Guru can’t be hanged till other mercy pleas filed before his are disposed off. Screw the law, but maintain order uh?
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06.12.2009
Mani Shankar Aiyar’s email hacked and message sent that he lost his wallet. ie. He became Moneyless Shankar Aiyar.
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06.12.2009
Nitish opens 140 bridges in a single day. He finally figured that in Bihar you can’t get anywhere without some “Pul”.
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06.12.2009
Mayawati to get a plush jet priced at Rs. 76 crores. She can now start an airline and call it Dalitalia.
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06.12.2009
Air India stops all upgrades. Except for ministers (+ family & maids). No wonder our ministers know nothing about economy.
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06.12.2009
“Rahul, Priyanka led Congress’ revival,” says Sonia. So this what Pranab meant when he promised easy credit.
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06.12.2009
Lalu vows to start afresh. Yeah Yeah. The public boots. Lalu reboots.
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06.10.2009
AIIMS in trouble for using outside docs for PMs surgery. They can claim they misunderstood the term “bypass” surgery.
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