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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
07.09.2009
AI stuffs in 3 extra passengers (1 in cockpit). Then moves early (door falls off). A literal interpretation of airbus.
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07.09.2009
Moily promises judicial reform. Isn't "Judicial Reform" a good cryptic crossword clue for "I cud jail."
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07.09.2009
Whistleblower's Protection Bill to be passed. Truly, a Seeti Moment of Success.
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07.09.2009
Rural LPG distribution network 100% reserved for women & youth. Populist politics is firing on all cylinders.
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07.06.2009
Purulia armsdrop informers get paid Rs.10K. After more than 12 years. Information "age" uh?
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07.06.2009
Haj pilgrims to be selected through draw of lots. So, after Lotto & Mega-Lotto, we now have Mecca-Lotto.
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07.06.2009
Ration cards issued to Sachin Tendulkar & Sania Mirza in Nellore. Lol. This is too irrational to comment on.
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07.06.2009
NSG men to jog at Begumpet airport. thereby giving an entirely new meaning to the term – runway.
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07.06.2009
KSCA set to roll out Karnataka Premier League. Muthalik can bid for Mangalore Moral Policers. Any other teams?
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07.06.2009
Psychologists determine that woman who accused cops of gangrape was bluffing. A case of a therapist absolving the-rapist.
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07.06.2009
SC – Execution by hanging shall continue. So our preferred form of punishment will still be 'suspension'.
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07.06.2009
"BJP has too many spokespersons," says Advani. Now Sonia can call them Mouth Ke Saudagar.
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07.05.2009
Shiv Sena threatens to disrupt IPL if Deodhar Trophy is cancelled. The party is showing unmistakable signs of a-trophy.
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07.05.2009
BMC to start water-free urinals at Gateway of India. I thought our whole country is a water-free urinal.
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07.05.2009
Film shoots on sea-link will cost Rs. 1L/day. Bollywood to soon make “Jam Barabar Jam” and “Jamini”.
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