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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
08.31.2009
Workshop in Allahabad to inculcate scientific temper among students. So far they only had a temper.
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08.31.2009
ISRO to now spend our money on a mission to Mars. While I find it difficult to get to Koramangala.
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08.31.2009
Manure is a major contributor to rising Nitrous Oxide levels. In other words, bullshit makes you laugh.
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08.31.2009
Like SEZs, Sukhbir Badal “demands” that Centre declare Punjab- Special Agro Zone. What next? Bihar as Special Crime Zone?
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08.31.2009
MS Gill insists the ministry won’t support F1 as it is expensive entertainment. Where there’s a Gill, there’s a nay.
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08.31.2009
Our sports ministry feels that sports is not about entertainment. They can prove this by pointing to DDs Olympic Telecast.
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08.31.2009
Eat melons to reduce BP. i.e. move from booze to tharbooze.
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08.31.2009
Airports to be shut down for 6 minutes when VVIPs arrive/depart. The paying public is after all just second-class folk.
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08.30.2009
H1N1 now indigenous says Gujarat Health Minister. Great. Now we can wait for a low-cost version from China.
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08.29.2009
The economic climate might be bad, but the climate economy is booming.
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08.29.2009
Sangh lashing gets BJP cracking. This party diligently subscribes to their RSS feed.
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08.28.2009
Hilsa selling at Rs.1200-1600/kg in Kolkata. Grave fishcal deficit.
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08.28.2009
TOI Headline – Architecture workshop attracts architects and engineers. Amazing investigative journalism.
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08.28.2009
18L tonnes of wheat rotting in Punjab. Our government is the ultimate cereal killer.
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08.28.2009
PMO has 28,685 secret files. The manual for declassifying these files is also secret.
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