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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
09.29.2009
Dhoni’s packman strategy – First pack team with batsmen. Then pack with bowlers. Then pack suitcases.
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09.26.2009
C’yaan finds water on moon. Now NASA finds ice on Mars. If we can now find whisky in Venus, a super party can be had.
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09.25.2009
TTD to build replica of Venkateshwara Temple near Chennai. Franchising uh? Next they’ll brand it Venky’s Darshan.
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09.25.2009
Samaan goes topless for Do Knot Disturb. So?
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09.25.2009
Tharoor now tweets about “ridiculously” high workload. Very insensitive. How will unemployed people feel? And dhobis’ donkeys too.
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09.24.2009
Kirsten advocates sex before matches. Now Bhajji will want Sreesanth to fly in.
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09.24.2009
“Aging parliament needs care” – Speaker Meira Kumar. Ok, she was actually referring to the building. But still…
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09.24.2009
PM makes a quick 30 hour trip to Pittsburgh. The Chinese are into incursions, while we are into excursions.
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09.24.2009
Proposed amendment will add teeth to the law : Moily. Yeah. Hopefully some wisdom teeth.
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09.24.2009
Hooda men dominate Congress’ Haryana list. That’s right. I read the list and went, “Who da?, Who da?”
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09.23.2009
Buses, autos, metro-stations, etc. to be painted purple & pink for C’wealth Games. Gaudy bula rahi hai.
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09.23.2009
Goa leader likens Advani to rancid pickle. In other words, he is Bhrasht-achaar.
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09.17.2009
IB asks govt. to block net telephony for “national security”. Yeah sure The terrorists are going to VOIP us out.
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09.17.2009
MCD to build 7-star toilets. They could brand it Loola Kempinsksi.
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09.17.2009
Mamata pledges support to Sheila Dixit for 2010 games. Perhaps Sheila + Mamata will have some (K)shamata.
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