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10.22.2009
BJP demands white paper on C’wealth Games. They want stationery on what is apparently stationary.
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10.22.2009
NaMo is now a word, in Gujarati dictionary. Waiting for Tamil to add MuKa, Oriya-NaPa, Bengali-BuBha, etc.
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10.22.2009
So, the President of China is Hu. And the Premier is Wen. No wonder their policies are questionable.
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10.22.2009
Now all MPs & MLAs to be exempt from paying toll. Our netas continue to indulge in highway robbery.
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10.22.2009
RSS to introduce late-evening shakhas. It’s an attempt to attract the movers & shakhas.
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10.22.2009
“Abjure violence for talks,” says Chidambaram. Maoists to get back after consulting dictionary.
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10.21.2009
According to bookies, Maharashtra is going to get a sexy assembly. Well-hung in other words.
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http://j.mp/3ASkJf (link via @vilakudy)

10.21.2009
Termites eat stamp papers worth Rs. 2 crore during Diwali. Chomp. One good Deed. Chomp. Deserves another. Chomp.
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10.21.2009
“Politicians are the architects of a country’s culture”. Yeah sure. And criminals are the interior decorators.
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10.21.2009
Sports-quota cops asked for track record. er…
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10.21.2009
Justice Raveendran owns equal number of shares in RIL, RNRL. He’s therefore expected to give an equitiable judgment.
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10.21.2009
Dino-killing meteorite crashed off India’s coast. Yay. We have one more thing to feel proud about.
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10.21.2009
Puri priest hits pilgrim on the head with a coconut. That’s a blessing in solid disguise.
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10.20.2009
Congress calls for stern action against perpetrators of Goa Blast. Perpetrators of other blasts can continue perpetrating
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10.20.2009
Fungus found in Coke bottle. Gandha Matlab Coca Cola?
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