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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
11.30.2009
What is this Dubai problem? Is it what Shiney Ahuja has?
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11.29.2009
Solidarity event against terror today. Okay, I’ll call my friends for a drink. We’ll have a liquidarity event.
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http://j.mp/5NBt5w

11.29.2009
TOI launches “Crest Edition” with rich reporting, great perspective, etc. The main edition will continue to be trash as usual.
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11.29.2009
Maoists annually extort Rs. 2000 crores. Thereby threatening a government monopoly.
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http://j.mp/5wBncN

11.29.2009
SRK, Sania, etc. are going to express our solidarity in India gate. Now that should stop The LeT in their tracks.
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http://j.mp/61qz28

11.26.2009
31 cr spent keeping Kasab alive while a 10,000 pg chargesheet was prepared & presented. So that we can hang him 10 times?
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11.26.2009
Amravati women hail Prez’s flight. Unfair. I want Yediyurappa to do a bungee jump so I can also hail him.
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http://j.mp/5oDnjA

11.26.2009
CRPF gets new theme song sung by Shankar Mahadevan. Is this what they mean by “safety lies in numbers”?
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http://j.mp/4r0agq

11.26.2009
Cess likely for car owners. Why do people think “public good” is equivalent to “private bad”?
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http://j.mp/5IG1dp

11.26.2009
Taxpayers waste Rs. 204 crores on bogus MCD workers. And, I guess, about 1000 crores on the non-bogus MCD workers.
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http://j.mp/5Kheyg

11.26.2009
Today is “Law Day” it seems. Sounds like a Dada Kondke movie to me.
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11.26.2009
Amar Singh grabs collar of BJP MP for chanting Jai Shri Ram. The man seems to be violently secular.
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11.25.2009
Woman gives birth to son in train, names him Lalu Prasad. By this logic, lots of kids should be called Ramadoss.*shudder*
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11.25.2009
“I wanted to see how well our pilots could fly these highly advanced machines…” says Prez. Guess, it’s okay then.
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11.25.2009
Idlis to be marketed as global brand, like burgers, noodles. Yay. We could set up a fast-food chain called Tiffinees.
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http://j.mp/8n10mx