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12.17.2009
So Haagen Dazs didn’t want to allow Indians into their outlet uh? Is this what Mogan Dazs fought the British for?
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12.17.2009
Maharashtra governer’s wife now wants a V6 Honda Accord. Truly, a gaadi display of ostentation.
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12.17.2009
TN teachers instructed to “dress decently”. The govt. wants them to cover more than just the syllabus.
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12.17.2009
Manmohan hosts dinner for all the UPA folks. The menu must have included Trinamooli Parantha & Rashtriya Janata Daal.
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12.17.2009
Babus grumble over 2010 holiday calendar. They’ll have to spend more days doing nothing, I guess.
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12.11.2009
Giant water bugs and aquatic bugs are also endangered. Our ecology is getting debugged it seems.
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12.11.2009
Amitabh (as Auro) will now be a commentator in tomorrow’s T20 match. Aaaargh. This is pathetic. Or, okay, paathetic.
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12.11.2009
As long as you’re fighting evil, war’s justified and you can get the Nobel Peace Prize. Ok, Austin Powers next year then.
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12.11.2009
CBI unearths ‘big scam’ involving NHAI official. Highway robbery eh?
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12.10.2009
So Telengana will be created in exchange for KCR having some orange juice. What one would call a Fastian Bargain.
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12.10.2009
BJP claims to have found DNA evidence that Ram was in Ayodhya. They say that’s why it is called Ram Genomebhoomi.
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12.10.2009
If the govt. didn’t succumb, KCR would have become an anagram of Telengana – A lean gent.
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12.10.2009
Beer may prevent prostate cancer. Yay. Now can we claim our pub bills against medical allowance?
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12.10.2009
H/L says ‘Man held with leopard skin’. Story says ‘antelope skin’. Looks like TOI’s accuracy is not even skin-deep.
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12.10.2009
And Bangalore loses a major landmark – Richmond Circle flyover to be signal-free from now on.
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