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12.31.2009
Mamata calls Maoists cowards. And here I thought “Mamata” meant “Mao Ka Pyaar”.
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12.31.2009
A pepper-based pill that just burns your calories. All the folks who jogged & dieted must be feeling quite chilli.
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12.31.2009
Delhi mayor wants to shut factory units before the C’wealth Games. A closing ceremony before the opening ceremony?
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12.23.2009
To frame guy for murder of 2 people with blood groups A & B, cops plant blood group AB on knife. Maybe when forensics were being taught they took a small Rhesus.
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12.23.2009
Thief finds a perfect hideout – cop’s office. Perfect camouflage.
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12.23.2009
Pratibha Patil now checks out an aircraft carrier. A stint in Rashtrapati Bhavan is like a trip to Disneyland it seems.
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12.23.2009
“I’m a cook, not a killer,” says Ajmal Kasab. Hoping that we’ll swallow all his creations.
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12.23.2009
Maharashtra Babu sat on intelligence for 1 year. Conclusive proof as to where his brain is located.
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12.23.2009
Ministers can now take along any number of companions by air. Well, that takes care of the social in socialism.
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12.21.2009
What RSS is doing with “Nitin Gadkari” – “Training a Kid” #anagram
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12.21.2009
Haha. Modi bunks voting on the very bill that makes voting compulsory. I declare him the Iron(y) man of India.
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12.21.2009
Ah, so in Gujarat voting is mandatory but booze is still banned. Voter, voter everywhere, not a drop to drink :-(.
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12.18.2009
I demand $225 million from the govt. to buy an IPL team. Our constitution clearly guarantees Universal Adult Franchise.
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12.18.2009
We can do with more tech support: PM on climate. Hmm. So “climate change” lives up to its anagram – “technical game”.
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12.17.2009
What do you call an ice-cream parlor where only world leaders are allowed? Right. Copenhaagen Dazs.
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