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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
02.28.2010
4-1. Done and dusted. Unless Pak govt. denies that these 11 players are Pak citizens.
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02.28.2010
Just catching up on the budget. Hmm, so balloons are cheaper while fuel is costlier. Both inflationary measures no?
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02.25.2010
Shalimar-Kurla Express engine derails. Not to worry. Mamata is focussing on better tracks. In the 5 new sports academies.
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02.25.2010
Multi-storey graveyard crops up in Bihar. Which means one will have to literally lift one’s spirits eh?
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02.24.2010
Maharashtra politicians have already finished lauding Sachin. They really are a quick bunch of er… lauders.
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02.24.2010
The best actor in the Volkswagen Touareg TVC is that skull with horns. Good restrained performance.
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02.24.2010
Lok Sabha meets. Noise. Confusion. Lok Sabha adjourns. It’s time we rename our parliament the Joke Sabha.
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02.24.2010
Rail budget to flag off Mamata’s poll campaign, it seems. Looters openly sharing the spoils, and we call it a budget.
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02.24.2010
Kishenji announces his phone number : 9734695789 . Now we don’t need the army to fight him. ICICI will finish him off.
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02.24.2010
We city dwellers have broadband, cable, traffic, etc., etc. While villagers have only sex. Er… poor chaps.
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02.24.2010
“Fax me” says PC. “Call me” says Kishenji. So will PC get his fax right or will Kishenji turn out to be a phoney?
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02.21.2010
Shastri should do commentary for CWG. While covering the shooting event, he will surely say – That bullet went like a cricket ball.
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02.20.2010
Why do we only have Summer & Winter Olympics? Why not Monsoon Olympics? Mumbai can host one. Motto : Deeper, Harder, Wetter.
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02.19.2010
Actually there are 1413 tigers facing extinction. 1411 in the forests of India. Plus an aged toothless one in Mumbai. And a golfer.
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02.19.2010
Madurai temple AC threatens frescoes. Kuladeivam or Cool Deivam #youprefer
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