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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
03.30.2010
Spectrum of visibility – UV: Electomagnetic radiation. Invisible. YU-V: Color Space. Compressed. YUVI: Highly expanded. Greatly visible.
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03.30.2010
No public urinals around H’bad Secretariat for security reasons. Thus ensuring that it’s surrounded by pissful people.
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03.30.2010
Tamil Nadu – The state where BPL families get free rice, and raees families get free BPLs.
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03.30.2010
Yuvraj slips out of hotel late in the night without informing security. The poor guy must have sneaked out for a meal.
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03.30.2010
Prisoners go on strike. Eh, what? Isn’t a jail always in a state of bandh?
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03.30.2010
Couple die of snakebite. But police smell a rat.
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03.29.2010
Thank God, Sania doesn’t have to do 7 pheras with Shoaib. She’ll never get past the first round.
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03.29.2010
The next time my car breaks down, I’m going to call Amitabh Bachchan. I heard he is everybody’s ambassador.
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03.29.2010
Now Varun Gandhi wants a complete ban on cow slaughter. BJPs obsessions – The divine and the bovine.
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03.29.2010
TV sets & cleaning solvents wiped out in Army Canteen fire. In other words, they are completely out of soaps.
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03.29.2010
HT : Chinks remain in Delhi’s airport security. No, no. They just look like that. They’re actually from the North East.
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03.28.2010
Why is the Ahmedabad crowd booing singles? Doesn’t Gujarat have a boos ban? #ipl
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03.24.2010
General Prediction – In a few years we’ll have Dravid on TV telling us that there are only 1411 cows left in Karnataka.
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03.07.2010
It seems DMK denies the existence of Pi. You see, they are staunch rationalists.
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03.06.2010
Eng : 3, Ind : 0. Thank God, Aamir Khan didn’t opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We’d have still been paying tax to the British.
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