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05.23.2010
Draft bill proposes only 2 yrs jail for molestation but 7 yrs for eve-teasing. PC ke ghar mein Maa Behen nahi hai kya?
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05.23.2010
It’s time to unleash KPS Gill on the Maoists. He can do to them what he did to the Punjab insurgency. And Indian hockey.
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05.22.2010
I know our courts have an immense backlog, but I really had no idea that even Valmiki’s case was pending.
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05.22.2010
Pakistan has gone and banned Blackberry services too. So no emails too. Chitti Chitti Ban Ban.
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05.22.2010
After 12 years, all 8 accused in the TN train blast walk free. Our law enforcement bodies use a Trial and Error approach.
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05.22.2010
HC decides that Valmiki was never a bandit. Excellent. Now can we have a CBI enquiry on whether Ravana had 10 heads?
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05.22.2010
Kasab is Qaidi No C-7096. Dammit, he got his UID before I did.
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05.21.2010
So Kasab has now joined the Al Qaidi network.
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05.21.2010
Delhi HC says derecognition of IHF was knee-jerk reaction. Yes, we did knee the jerk- KPS Gill. But, sigh, he’s back now.
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05.21.2010
Shashank Manohar will soon make a killing selling 15,000 pages to the kabaadiwaalah, no? He could start a company – Raddhi Labs.
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05.20.2010
Now the Indian Govt. may also ban facebook, because we have huge problems with PoK.
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05.20.2010
Facebook banned in Pakistan? Maybe someone should tell them that “poke” has nothing to do with pigs.
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05.20.2010
Subhash Ghai was ahead of his times. He introduced 4G in 1989. A-G, Oh-G, Lo-G Suno-G. –
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05.20.2010
A. Raja is living proof that there is a pot of gold at the end of the spectrum.
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05.20.2010
So our esteemed Netas need not pay toll. Is this what they call highway robbery?
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