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06.30.2010
Extortionist asks AOL for Rs.42cr, else will malign & defame it. Sri Sri should have told him, “No no. You go go & do do what you want.”
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06.30.2010
Saudi clerics battle over adult-breastfeeding, music fatwas. As they say, the fatwa is in the fire-wa.
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06.30.2010
Tunnel from PM’s house to airport. Hmm, government burrowing seems set to increase.
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06.30.2010
A glass of beetroot juice a day keeps BP in check. Does Obama know this?
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06.30.2010
Apparently the instant tomato soup we buy has very little tomatoes. And this is by design, not oxidant.
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06.30.2010
In Lucknow, women beat up Maulvis for selling a Talaqnama. Good step. Will stop the city from becoming Talaqnow.
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06.30.2010
BCCI needs to pay Rs. 684 crores in taxes. They must be desperately searching for rent receipts & food bills.
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06.30.2010
Maoists put the rot in protest.
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06.30.2010
Maoists call for a bandh. And now that the media has reported it, we all know.
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06.29.2010
I think a lot of communities in medieval India believed the 72 virgins story. So to keep you out of mischief, they sent your wife along with you.
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06.28.2010
Hamas leader: Wave of flotillas to sail for Israel after World Cup. So Soccer clearly precedes Succour.
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06.28.2010
I’ve just named the wall of my house Dravid. The man deserves it.
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06.28.2010
Road named after Kumble in his hometown, which incidentally is anyway called Kumble.
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06.28.2010
Hash growers all set for CWG. Okay then, altius is taken care of. Now for citius & fortius.
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06.28.2010
On the offside, first there is God, then there is Ganguly. And then sometimes Argentina.
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