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07.31.2010
Just passed the “National Institute of Agriculturally Important Insects”. And no, it’s not about Sharad Pawar. He’s not important.
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07.31.2010
New HR rating scheme- 5: Exceeds Expectations, 4: Meets Expectations, 3: Average, 2: Needs Improvement, 1: Kalmadi. @mashturbation
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07.31.2010
I see no reason why there should be elaborate TV coverage for Kalmadi’s press conference. One small Scamcorder will do.
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07.31.2010
Oops. I’ve been shifted from Libra to Virgo. Need to urgently lose my vacillation and turn more analytical.
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http://j.mp/cuLPE1

07.31.2010
Does the government have a constitutional right to impose quotas in private schools? Oh, wait. Stupid question. Sorry.
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07.31.2010
SWOT analysis of Pak cricket team : S – They’re Pakistani. W – They’re Pakistani. O – They’re Pakistani. T – They’re Pakistani.
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07.31.2010
I guess Kalmadi will be finished after the CWG. Basically he has exchanged his power for wealth and can now retire rich and happy.
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07.30.2010
Mayawati is a Paap Icon.
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07.30.2010
Today is one of those days where the UN has not directed us to celebrate, condemn or be aware of anything. We are free to do what we want.
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07.30.2010
How to make money- Delay project -> Get into complete-at-any-cost-for-national-pride mode -> Exploit the “any-cost” bit.
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http://j.mp/bD0akx

07.30.2010
The problem with some of our judges is that they are more ‘My Lord’s and less ‘Your Honour’s.
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07.30.2010
It seems the judges seldom spent on stuff like vegetables. But of course, we are not allowed to discuss the matter as it is Subjidice.
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07.30.2010
3 HC judges dipped into staff PF to buy groceries, pay beauty bills. Their way of aspiring to “free” and “fair” trials.
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http://j.mp/9wHZ4E

07.30.2010
Student Union orders all female students & teachers to wear burqas. Ah, so this college provides undergraduate decrees.
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http://j.mp/bmt5xL

07.30.2010
No reason to worry about Games: PM. That’s right. There are many other things to worry about.
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http://j.mp/bcGJhG