Short Puts
A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
08.31.2010
Soon our govt. will ban all computer programs. Someone will tell them it’s all called “code”.
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08.31.2010
Dear Government, Why are you going after Skype? The terrorists you overheard said they’ll wipe us out. Not VOIP us out.
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08.31.2010
Pawar needs to decide the future of the foodgrains in FCI godowns : Rot or Roti.
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08.31.2010
To protest against this food-grain mismanagement, Advani could attempt a Rot Yatra.
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08.30.2010
I’m looking forward to Arnab on spot-fixing tonight. I bet that he’ll interrupt his first guest on the third word of his second sentence.
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08.30.2010
John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ is completely out-of-date. It says nothing about telemarketers.
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08.30.2010
There’s actually a website that does nothing but spot-fixing. It’s called foursquare.
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08.30.2010
Makes sense that these cricket itineraries are called Fixtures.
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08.29.2010
In Amir & Asif’s defence, they have often been told to play by the book.
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08.29.2010
Pakistani cricket seems to be a game of inglorious certainties.
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08.29.2010
Ravi Shastri will have to change one of his cliches to – The match is not over till the last no-ball is bowled.
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08.29.2010
Students hurl eggs and tomatoes at Montek. He now plans to buy onions & chillies and make a nice Bhurji.
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08.28.2010
Pushkar-e-Taiba is a Tharoorist organization. #random
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08.28.2010
Islamic terror gets green, Naxal terror takes red, Hindutva terror takes saffron, Police terror takes Khaki, & Arnab gets the other colors.
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08.28.2010
Maybe A.Raja can do a spectrum allocation on terror.
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