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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
09.30.2010
Off to Google Maps to mark Nungambakkam as RameshJanmaBhoomi so that there’s no confusion in 5510AD.
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09.30.2010
Everyone’s talking about lakhs of policemen being deployed today. What exactly do all these cops do when they are not deployed?
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09.30.2010
Dare to think beyond temples & mosques. What Ayodhya needs is an IIPM. Surely that will unite everyone. In a way.
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09.30.2010
In 3 days, the Commonwealth Games will hopefully come to an end. And the sporting event can begin.
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09.30.2010
Half of Commonwealth Games volunteers disappear with kit. There’s a little bit of Kalmadi in everyone.
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09.29.2010
The problem with BCCI is that it focusses on “Board of Control” more than “Cricket in India”.
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09.29.2010
I guess, in Jalandhar, people will soon be bidding lakhs of rupees for a premium UID number.
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09.29.2010
UID launched. The first person gets an Aadhar number. The second gets AnAadhar number. And so on.
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09.29.2010
New ODI kit for Team India. BCCI’s way of redressing our grievances.
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09.29.2010
Mamata Bannerjee wanted to become a judge. But she couldn’t pronounce a verdict.
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09.29.2010
The best way to prevent riots is to get everyone drunk. Shutting bars doesn’t help. Exhibit A : Gujarat.
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09.28.2010
CWG: Cops ask hawkers & vendors to pack up. That’s right. People who make an honest living have no place in our cities.
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09.28.2010
Oil Ministry to take 10cr worth of advertising to express solidarity with CWG. Netas are so generous with public money.
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09.28.2010
Mayawati to raise 6800-strong team to guard “memorials of dalit icons”. Guard from what? Pigeons?
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09.28.2010
Punjab CM has claimed medical reimbursement of Rs.85L in 2 months. I wonder if the CM has been doctored, or the bills?
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