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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
10.30.2010
DDA looks to corner CWG Village flats for babus. As usual, the benefits of government projects are all in-house.
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http://j.mp/cq7Qng

10.30.2010
Yawn. One more TED. It’s time we had an alternative. It could be called InsTED.
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10.29.2010
10 tonnes of seized khoya disappears in Delhi. It’s called the case of the khoya khoya.
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http://j.mp/bHjedu

10.29.2010
Oh, China is going to play cricket this Asiad. Well they do have millions of left-arm bowlers who bowl off-breaks.
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http://j.mp/9pvyP0

10.28.2010
I think the problem with the Bangalore Metro is that everyone is hoping that everyone else will take it and the roads will become empty.
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10.28.2010
Bangalore traffic is like a TV debate. Lot of noise. Much fury. But no one changes their position.
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10.28.2010
Mukesh Ambani is not the first to stay in Antilla. Centuries back, Valmiki used to hang out in one.
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10.27.2010
Amber from Gujarat mine contains over 700 prehistoric arthropods. 52 mn years ago, we were quite an insectous society.
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10.27.2010
Geelani asked to pay 1.73 cr as IT dues. If he attacks us, we will ah… tax him.
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http://j.mp/aYcgty

10.27.2010
Venky’s Chicken to buy Blackburn Rovers for £46mn. An additional £5mn to get good players, i.e. improve the rooster.
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http://j.mp/b8mbY1

10.27.2010
Parliament to be barred to visitors during Obama’s address. Wouldn’t it be safer to let the public in & keep the MPs out?
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http://j.mp/cidcRI

10.27.2010
Talaq joke on Skype ends marriage. Major need to separate husband & VOIP.
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10.26.2010
A garment that, unless bound tightly, keeps detaching itself from the body -> Arun Dhoti.
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10.26.2010
Advice to Arundhati Roy : If at first you don’t secede, cry, cry, cry again.
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10.26.2010
ITC Maurya to create a special “Obama Platter”. Peace Pulao & Mashoor Dal followed by Prez Pruits I suppose.
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