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11.27.2010
Subhash Ghai registers an Aitraaz, that by wearing clothes from Pardes, Indians are not following their Karma, thereby becoming Khalnaayaks.
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11.27.2010
Subhash Ghai doesn’t want people to wear jeans? Ah, let the man babble. After all, Ghais will be Ghais.
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11.26.2010
Indian dentists repair elephant’s cracked tusk. Dentist : So how is your tooth? Elephant : Ivory a lot about it.
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11.26.2010
Turkeys are celebrating Thanksgiving today. The ones that survived that is.
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11.26.2010
So today is the second anniversary of Kasab’s second life. The one he is living at India’s expense.
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11.22.2010
I wish it had been Arnab instead of Moses on Mt. Sinai. He wouldn’t have allowed God to go beyond one commandment.
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11.22.2010
More land scams involving army officers. Somebody needs to tell them that they’re supposed to grab other countries’ land
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11.22.2010
Panvel is the right location for the Navi Mumbai airport. Anagram of “V Plane” and all that.
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11.22.2010
The iPhone is the perfect phone for India. It doesn’t even work unless it’s tapped.
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11.22.2010
Q : How do you fit 1000 media people in a hotel? A : 998 in 499 double rooms. And Barkha and Sanghvi in the lobby.
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11.22.2010
BJP Karnataka happenings – Yeddy goes to Puttaparthi. Reddys go to put a party.
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11.22.2010
What is Radia’s phone bill? Which plan is she on? #ImportantQuestions
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11.22.2010
Our Chief Vigilance Commissioner is a guy who has himself been charge-sheeted in a scam. He can now investigate himself.
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11.22.2010
Brand Union, which also handles Vodafone, designed the Airtel logo. True to their name they tried to unite the brands.
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11.22.2010
Pranab tells opposition – No JPC but I can buy you lunch. The guy sure knows what makes Gadkari tick.
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