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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
01.26.2011
There should be a CBI tableau. A truck filled with clean chits.
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01.26.2011
I like NRIs. They display immense repatriatism.
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01.25.2011
Oh. Sashi Kapoor gets a Padma Bhushan. Now he can say – “Mere paas Padmaa hai.” (Link courtesy @InstantMusings
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01.25.2011
100s of Indian in a sham university in the U.S. to be deported. They can come back and join a sham university here.
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01.25.2011
Oh, there’s going to be a sequel to Mr. India. Liked the first one. But I hope, in this one, Anil Kapoor is invisible throughout the film.
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01.25.2011
When a plagiariser writes his resume, he doesn’t call it a CV. He calls it a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V.
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01.25.2011
“I never claimed it’s original” is a nice way of saying “I’ll pretend it’s mine till you find otherwise”.
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01.25.2011
Somewhere there’s somebody who’s going to tweet that Bharat should get the Rajinikant Ratna. #OhItsMe
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01.25.2011
Maybe Yeddy could be sent to Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family and all problems will be solved.
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01.25.2011
Godhra verdict on Feb 19. After 9 years. By a fast-track court.
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01.25.2011
If மு. க. leaves தீ. மு. க., his sons will ensure that only தீ remains.
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01.25.2011
Tomorrow is Republic Day. So Happy Prepublic Day everyone.
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01.24.2011
If you could excuse the spelling, it’s quite apt that Vayalar Ravi is the Aviation Minister. His name anagrams to “Airvay Lavar”.
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01.24.2011
Lalit Bhanot is the Dravid of the CWG. He’s also put in a stellar performance of looting, but all the limelight has been on Kalmadi.
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01.24.2011
Oh. Hrithik’s sons are called Hridhaan and Hrehaan. This family Hreally needs to Hreconsider the way they Hrandomly add H’s.
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