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02.26.2011
I think men make much better pilots. Because they’ll never stop to ask for directions.
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02.26.2011
I am an atheist. But I see nothing wrong in spelling God with a capital “G”. I treat all fictional characters the same way. @anuradha_kush
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02.25.2011
“Trinamool Congress” happens to be an anagram of “More clogs on trains”. #justsaying #railbudget
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02.25.2011
A populist budget basically steals public money and spends it on buying votes. Openly & brazenly. #railbudget
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02.25.2011
If Mamata rambles on and on today, I hope someone will tell her – Shatabdidi.
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02.24.2011
Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.
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02.24.2011
30-member JPC to investigate the 2G scam? 2 for one G. 2 for another G. And 26 just there for the chai and BhajG.
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02.23.2011
#WC11 This lottery for tickets shows that even ODIs can have a draw.
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02.23.2011
I&B readying code to push adult Reality Shows post 11pm. They feel – Information in the day. Broad-casting in the night.
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02.23.2011
Punjab increases vehicle tax, & liquor quota. Between drinking & driving they’ve made a clear choice.
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02.22.2011
So what if an Egyptian calls his son Facebook? Many people are named after sites – Diggvijay Singh, Wiki Chandok, Orkut Veeraswami.
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02.21.2011
The High Court seems to be the pit-stop that all cases take on their journey from the lower courts to the Supreme Court.
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02.21.2011
“Budget session will be a ‘session of accountability’,” says the BJP, in an attempt to make a cheap pun.
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02.20.2011
#WC11 In Colombo, if you ask for UDRS, a player will land up, saying “Called me?”
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02.20.2011
The story of Baba Ramdev’s life will be a plot with many twists.
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