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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
03.31.2011
Hmm, all TOI headlines are in blue. -> Oh, I need to “Think Blue” -> Ah, Passat has Blue Motion technology -> Must. Buy. Passat. #FatChance
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03.31.2011
Why are all TOI headlines in blue? Isn’t news meant to be read?
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03.31.2011
#WC11 And as @bharathstays, @chethan151 and @cyberakhil point out, 2011 has the same calendar as 1983. Yay. Foregone conclusion.
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03.31.2011
#WC11 And btw, just like that, the only team that has ever played a final at home is England ’79.
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03.31.2011
#WC11 No team has ever won the World Cup final at home (SL won the 1996 finals in Lahore). Sigh. | But we are still going to thrash SL. Yay.
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03.31.2011
#WC11 Lloyd, Kapil, Allan, Imran, Waugh, Ricky. Captains with 5-letter names have won 8 times out of 9. Yay. | The exception – SL ’96. Sigh.
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03.31.2011
True. RT @chennaikaran: If Gandhi’s autobiography had been published posthumously, the Govt would have banned it for denigrating Gandhi.
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03.31.2011
#WC11 Ind beat Pak who beat SL. Yay. | SL beat NZ who beat SA who beat Ind. Sigh.
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03.31.2011
Not that it makes a difference, but some of you say it’s 914 to 1000 and not 940 to 1000. I’m going by this sarkari site:
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http://j.mp/gchThS

03.31.2011
According to Census 2011, there are 940 females for every 1000 males in India. Those 60 unfortunate men join the Ram Sene, I guess.
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03.31.2011
Hehe. Or Rao.One. “@kbalakumar: @rameshsrivats Or even, Rao, ne?”
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03.31.2011
Would a Telugu dub of Ra.One be called One.Ra? #ImportantQuestions
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03.31.2011
Expecting this to happen sometime today –
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http://twitter.com/rameshsrivats/status/53164799328141312 #SlyRehash

03.31.2011
Everyone talks about Dhoni’s Zen-like calm. But what about other captains? Like Afridi being an Ikon. Ponting’s Esteem. And Sanga’s Accent.
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03.31.2011
Govt to make ‘insulting’ Gandhi a crime. Mahatma Gandhi that is. Any other Gandhi can be insulted. For now.
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http://j.mp/ef2hcD