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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
06.29.2011
BJP can now have a think-tank session on how to get the PM to resign. They can call it Chintan Bhatak.
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06.29.2011
No one should call MMS a lameduck Prime Minister. It’s not politically correct. Differently abled duck is okay.
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06.29.2011
I have a strong feeling that this is Lalit Modi’s homepage –
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http://j.mp/m3kxyV

06.29.2011
But “Go Ogle” would have also been a nice name.
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06.29.2011
Google Plus is an apt name. Till now, as far as social networking was concerned, Google was quite nonplussed.
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06.28.2011
Actually Kalmadi is in a jam. While Kanimozhi is in a pickle. But Raja is the one who has all the dough. @harishv
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06.28.2011
Delhiites can now buy brand Tihar Jail food products. Hehe. Raja bun, Kanomozhi pickle, Kalmadi Namkeen. Awesome.
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06.27.2011
But why blame Bombay Customs. They were only trying to get Anushka Sharma to do her duty.
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06.27.2011
The ICC has just said – Bye Runners.
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06.27.2011
But isn’t Hawk-Eye our national sport?
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06.27.2011
If you haven’t been detained by Bombay customs, you haven’t arrived.
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06.27.2011
Inspector of Anti-Narcotics Cell arrested in rave raid. Instead of handling the bust, he was taking care of the bandobust
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06.27.2011
25 paise coins to go off circulation from Jun 30. The govt feels they can’t handle one Anna, so there’s no need for four.
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06.27.2011
Two Carbon atoms, Five Hydrogen, One Oxygen, and WTF, one more Hydrogen. And you have what’s called life.
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06.27.2011
People who trash social media in social media are the ones who trash life in life. #DeepThoughtsOrMaybeNot
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