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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
06.24.2011
You mean all that money from Tirupati doesn’t go to Sachin?
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06.24.2011
Off to meet Zyngaravelan @bigfatphoenix.
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06.24.2011
Very nice. But slightly hunger-inducing. RT @sidin A toast to buttered toast
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06.24.2011
Ah! Friday evening. Even the clouds are putting heavy thanni.
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06.24.2011
As @googlenights once said, this country is really going to the Gods.
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06.24.2011
“Does any religion endorse alcohol consumption?”, asks Shivajirao Moghe, thereby confusing the divine for de-wine.
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06.24.2011
Dhoni slams Daryl Harper for poor umpiring. Yeah sure. Someone should tell him – Do unto UDRS as you would have UDRS do unto you.
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06.24.2011
To capitalize on Sachin Tendulkar’s home loan, Nita Ambani can change her team name from MI to EMI. #AwardWinningIdea
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06.24.2011
Now Sachin takes a home-loan to buy a Rs.24.88L apartment. Can’t believe he blew up the Ferrari money so fast.
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06.24.2011
Osama bin Laden wanted to change al-Qaeda’s name for marketing reasons. Hmm. He could have tried “Fearrari”.
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06.24.2011
Maybe UPA should become Divided United Progressive Entity. Or DUPE for short. @eshers @jayantgajria
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06.24.2011
Lokpal Bill: Now UPA allies divided. But if they are divided, they’ll become DPA no?
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06.24.2011
Twitter is threatening to automatically upgrade me to new Twitter “very very soon”. Their “soon” took a year. So I’m still hopeful.
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06.24.2011
SRT really needs to find some stability in his career. Within a month, he has moved from cricketer to actor to second-hand car dealer.
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06.23.2011
Karnataka’s In God We Trust Vote may not happen. Tchah. God must have been all ready with a stroke of lightning.
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