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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
11.28.2011
3 reasons why Sachin won’t get his 100th 100 today – 1) Pressure from fans. 2) He’s not playing the ODIs. 3) There’s no match today.
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11.27.2011
I don’t understand why people like to run. It’s like uninventing the wheel.
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11.27.2011
Super instrument and all. But I’ve only heard the Sarangi on Doordarshan when they used to impose mourning after the death of a politician.
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11.27.2011
Fascinating political discussion on India, Pakistan, Kasab, etc. Where? In the comments section of the Kolaveri video on YouTube.
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11.27.2011
Of course, all politicians will oppose FDI in anything. Consumers are not a vote-bank, no.
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11.27.2011
Sunday. No parliament. Our MPs get an extra 30 minutes of free time today.
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11.27.2011
RT @bollyglot “This pitch is a slow turner” – Ashwin | “This Ashwin is a slow turner” – Pitch.
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11.26.2011
I hereby declare myself Put-a-party Sri Sri Srivats Baba Dus Hazare Daruwala.
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11.26.2011
For the rest of the day, Put-a-party Sri Sri Srivats Baba is going to be tweeting – See, I told you so.
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http://t.co/ug5UKWjE

11.26.2011
129/8. I am pleased with Dhoni. Will rate him this year as – Meets Expectations.
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11.26.2011
Ok, Kumble. Go back to sleep. Ashwin has taken one.
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11.26.2011
Hmm. Things going on as per agenda.
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http://t.co/ug5UKWjE And, Kumble, wake up. Ojha has taken 5 out of 5.

11.25.2011
“Sachin Tendulkar should try changing his name to Saachiin Tendulkar” – Sonu Niigaam.
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11.25.2011
Ok, Dhoni, here’s the PoA : Get Windies out for below 150 before lunch tomorrow. And then put off 250 odd chase.
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11.25.2011
Yuvraj and Bhajji are looking at each other, both silently thinking, “Damn! Ashwin has taken my place.”
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