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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
01.31.2012
Okay. Amazon may have got the URL junglee.com. But has Virat Kohli booked unglee.com? #ImportantQuestions
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01.31.2012
Oh okay. Same date, different year a? Two cakes then, with different number of candles. @WiseIndian @waatho
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01.31.2012
AK Antony blames army for two DOBs for the general. Leave it ya. Maybe he just wanted to wear color dress twice a year.
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01.31.2012
After many months, trying KF Airlines again today. I heard the elbow room has improved tremendously. Because the next seat is usually empty.
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01.31.2012
ROFL^n RT @sidin Have found a foolproof solution to Indian cricket woes! No space here. Will explain later. (Format’s Last Theorem.)
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01.30.2012
SRK & Sanjay Dutt? Shirish Kunder must have been seeing stars.
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01.30.2012
I’m sure SRK just slapped in the air, close to Shirish Kunder’s face, and loudly said, “dishoom”.
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01.30.2012
Shanthakumaran Sreesanth. Sharad Pawar. Now, Shirish Kunder. I see a pattern here. In the first name of those who get Shlapped.
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01.30.2012
No no. It’s not me. I didn’t act in Agneepath. That was Sunjay Dutt. I didn’t have the dates.
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01.30.2012
#WordsIHate “This call is important to us. Please stay on the line.”
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01.30.2012
“It’s spelt G.A.N.D.H.I. Not G.H.A.N.D.I.” – Mahatma Gandhi. #MustHaveSaidItSometime
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01.30.2012
As always, a pleasure to read @sidvee on cricket – Legacy: whose father what goes?
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01.30.2012
Manmohan Singh’s PA: Sir, It’s Martyrs’ Day today. We’ll have to observe 2-min silence at 11.00am. | MMS: Okay.
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01.28.2012
Why would anyone attack TOIs office? They published an offensive ad or what?
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01.28.2012
Tchah. No retirements a? And I thought this made so much sense. –
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