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05.31.2012
Old Petrol Price + Rs. 7.50 + Outrage + Bandh – Rs. 1.60 + Happiness = New Petrol Price.
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05.31.2012
The Rupee has now been devalued against the Dollar, the Euro and the Samsung. #SGS3
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05.31.2012
What? Samsung launches the #SGS3 at Rs 43,180? Why? Does it have an iPhone sitting inside?
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05.31.2012
Genetic code of tomato cracked. Yay. But I hope it doesn’t turn out that ND Tiwari is its father.
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05.31.2012
Our currency is not working; economy is not working; administration is not working. So, how do we protest? Er… by not working #BharatBandh
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05.31.2012
Rahul Gandhi is currently rushing from the Rupee’s house to the GDP’s house.
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05.31.2012
India’s GDP slumps to 5.3 percent, lowest since 2003. We are now an Emerging SuperPoor.
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05.31.2012
Manoj Kumar: Hey! Why have you locked me up in the bedroom? | Wife: #BharatBandh | Manoj Kumar: Oh! Okay.
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05.31.2012
Knock knock | Who’s there? | Vishwanathan Anand | Vishwanathan Anand who? | Dei. I won the World Championship da.
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05.31.2012
Bad vaastu of rupee symbol caused its fall: Expert. What? But when the symbol came out, everyone said it vaastu good?
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05.31.2012
Like I do every year, I’m celebrating “World No Tobacco Day” by burning all the tobacco in my house. One cigarette at a time. #Rehash
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05.31.2012
Want to step out of your house? | Govt: You’ll pay through your nose. Opposition: We’ll break your bones. | Okay da. I’ll stay at home only.
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05.31.2012
You call for a bandh & people respond – Pointless, but okay. But if you have to enforce the bandh with violence, what exactly is the point?
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05.31.2012
In my school days, I once lost in chess to a guy who had lost to Vishwanathan Anand. World #3 feeling.
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05.31.2012
So, when V Anand wins his 6th World Championship, will he have to change his name to VI Anand? #ImportantQuestions
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