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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
02.18.2010
AI to get $173M. They plan to reduce planes and keep the staff. We should start referring to it as the national career.
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http://j.mp/bNOlQC

02.05.2010
Rat delays AI flight by over 4 hours. Someone should tell Pachauri that the real problem is Global Vermin.
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http://j.mp/bFddPH

01.16.2010
Air India breaks Amjad Ali Khan’s sarod. Now they better say “Sa Ri” to him.
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http://j.mp/540b3P

12.23.2009
Ministers can now take along any number of companions by air. Well, that takes care of the social in socialism.
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http://j.mp/67KiIL

11.17.2009
Drunk pilot delays AI fight to New York by 45 min. I guess, this is their way of running a tight ship.
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http://j.mp/3retl3

10.29.2009
VIPs & stray dog delay 10 flights in Delhi. The stray dog was shooed away. But…
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http://j.mp/3dvSh4

10.05.2009
Once again, a rat boards an AI flight. It’s time their cattle class is renamed as rattle class.
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http://j.mp/1B6d9

07.27.2009
Air India asks for Rs. 20K crore bail-out. Look like their planes depend on Burnoulli’s principle.
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http://is.gd/1Noi9

07.09.2009
AI stuffs in 3 extra passengers (1 in cockpit). Then moves early (door falls off). A literal interpretation of airbus.
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http://is.gd/1t2vd

06.12.2009
Air India stops all upgrades. Except for ministers (+ family & maids). No wonder our ministers know nothing about economy.
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http://is.gd/ZIKS