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04.21.2010
If Vijay Mallya had his way, this wouldn’t be called the semi-finals. He’d have had quarter-finals, half-finals & full-finals. #ipl
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03.28.2010
Why is the Ahmedabad crowd booing singles? Doesn’t Gujarat have a boos ban? #ipl
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03.04.2010
Villagers vow not to drink liquor till Telengana is formed. What kind of protest is this? Shows a total lack of spirit.
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01.14.2010
Man caught trying to smuggle liquor into jail. The management has a strict policy that outside drinks are not allowed.
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12.21.2009
Ah, so in Gujarat voting is mandatory but booze is still banned. Voter, voter everywhere, not a drop to drink :-(.
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11.23.2009
Doc stakes claim to record by performing Sheershashana for 35 mins. Guinness would say – he went bottoms-up.
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11.17.2009
Drunk pilot delays AI fight to New York by 45 min. I guess, this is their way of running a tight ship.
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10.13.2009
Mallya gifts a bottle of whisky to all MPs. Lok Sabha can now plan an all-party meet.
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09.26.2009
C’yaan finds water on moon. Now NASA finds ice on Mars. If we can now find whisky in Venus, a super party can be had.
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08.31.2009
Eat melons to reduce BP. i.e. move from booze to tharbooze.
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06.05.2009
Symonds chucked out for alcohol related issues. Tsk. Tsk. So much Tan Ki Shakti, yet so little "Man Ki" Shakti.
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04.27.2009
Gujarat HC commutes sentence of man arrested for drinking, after 14 years. The world's longest hangover?
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02.26.2009
Ramadoss wants all states to impose prohibition. The man seems to have a big alcohol problem.
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01.31.2009
National Commission for Women blames Mangalore Pub for attack. Guess this what is called an error of 'commission'.
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01.31.2009
Ramadoss wants alcohol banned because it causes 40% of road accidents. Why not ban vehicles? After all they cause 100% of all road accidents.
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