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12.23.2009
Thief finds a perfect hideout – cop’s office. Perfect camouflage.
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12.10.2009
Punjab MLAs play a new version of Kabaddi. They go pagdipagdipagdipagdi…
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12.09.2009
Vitality supplements may increase your memory. And er… mammary.
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12.02.2009
WB assembly adjourned because sound system packs up. The speaker however insists that he is working fine.
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12.02.2009
Check pilot’s prank nearly crashes Jet flight. You see, they were trying to give the pilot a crash course.
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12.01.2009
“He dreamt too big,” says Madhu Koda’s family. Does that make him India’s own Martin Looter King?
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11.24.2009
After flower-pot bins and bomb-proof bins, Delhi to now try underground bins. This is going to be a Bin Laden city.
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11.23.2009
If you remain a bachelor and curb your sexual desires,… you can pull heavy stones with your genitals. You choose.
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11.23.2009
Doc stakes claim to record by performing Sheershashana for 35 mins. Guinness would say – he went bottoms-up.
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11.23.2009
Kerala police arrest two for forwarding a mail. Well, they’ve always been against the forward class, na?
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11.22.2009
Sivakasi to change name to Sivakaasi to prevent accidents. Why not Sivakas? That way they’d ward off the evil i.
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11.17.2009
Drunk pilot delays AI fight to New York by 45 min. I guess, this is their way of running a tight ship.
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11.13.2009
Built on Waqf land, Windsor Manor told – no liquor, pork or dancing. What-the-waqf is the poor hotel supposed to do?
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11.06.2009
Man gets jailed for ..er horsing around with a horse. He completely misunderstood the term-animal husbandry.
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11.05.2009
Cong. workers replace Ashoka lions with Rahul, PC & PC’s son. Singams replaced by asingams.
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