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11.04.2009
6-man Puducherry cabinet spent Rs 36L on snacks in 8 months. After all, ‘cabinet’ is an anagram of ‘can bite’.
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11.02.2009
Cops help convict escape and use her for drug trading. Okay, they can be transferred to the traffic department.
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11.02.2009
BJPs problems in K’taka are due to bad Vaastu of Vikas Soudha. Oh okay. Though I wish they’d do more Vikas & less Soudha.
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10.27.2009
Sari-clad cheerleaders to boost crowd at Cuttack ODI. Wow. Will they go the whole 9 yards?
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10.21.2009
Termites eat stamp papers worth Rs. 2 crore during Diwali. Chomp. One good Deed. Chomp. Deserves another. Chomp.
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10.21.2009
Puri priest hits pilgrim on the head with a coconut. That’s a blessing in solid disguise.
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10.12.2009
DRDE scientists are into human sacrifice. Ok, war is about killing humans, but defence research should have a limit na?
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10.11.2009
Chavan suggests that Raj Thackeray should act in a Karan Johar movie. Kabhi Pushy, Kabhi Gun?
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10.11.2009
Indian Railways to set up film cities & studios. Has Mamata gone loco?
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10.09.2009
Grapefruit slows down ageing. So does sperm. #youprefer
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10.08.2009
Thieves consult astrologer for timing. They were nabbed as they were moving around in an auspicious manner.
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10.07.2009
Ashok Chavan calls Raj Thackeray a frog. Now this should make him hopping mad.
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10.05.2009
Now cops are building temples to ward off evil. Criminals prey, while our police pray.
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10.05.2009
Once again, a rat boards an AI flight. It’s time their cattle class is renamed as rattle class.
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09.24.2009
Kirsten advocates sex before matches. Now Bhajji will want Sreesanth to fly in.
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