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05.03.2010
Rann hardly ran. And now Housefull is half empty. It’s time someone made a movie called Flop. Should work.
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05.01.2010
A mango called Sachin & guava called Aishwarya. Now how about a banana called Lalit? The poor guy is totally a-kela no?
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04.29.2010
Controversy over Sholay-themed resort. Dhanno who is right, who is wrong.
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04.20.2010
Did you know that Mandakini was given 18% ownership of Ram Teri Ganga Maili? Raj Kapoor called it Wet Equity.
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04.16.2010
What?! RGV offered 5L to anyone who could watch Phoonk alone? Isn’t that how most people watch most of his movies anyway?
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04.16.2010
What’s common to Iceland & Abhishek? Both are wondering what to do with ash.
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04.15.2010
What’s all this “Subho Nobo Borsho” going around? Is KKR moving away from Karbo, Ladbo, etc.?
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03.06.2010
Eng : 3, Ind : 0. Thank God, Aamir Khan didn’t opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We’d have still been paying tax to the British.
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03.05.2010
Amir Khan bags an endorsement deal for Rs. 35 crores. It’s time we started calling these people Brand Mercedes’.
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03.02.2010
Poor Jackie Shroff. Earlier he used to have muscle power. Now he has only Musli power.
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02.12.2010
And while on anagrams – Things not looking good for ‘My name is Khan’. You see, it is an anagram of ‘Sank in mayhem’.
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02.01.2010
Amir & Shah Rukh are ’2 Idiots’ : Shiv Sena. Notice that they’ve left some room for Bal Thackeray.
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01.22.2010
RGV : “Rann is a men’s film”. Unlike Kaun, which was a tense film. And Aag, which was a dense film.
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01.22.2010
Chavan takes U-turn on taxi permits. This kind of vacillation is called – Cabbie Haan, Cabbie Na.
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01.18.2010
Release of Rann postponed. Looks like RGV is worried it’ll turn out to be another also-Rann.
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