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05.03.2010
Cong slams Varun for garlanding statue with footwear on. Instead of scams & scandals, let’s focus on shams & sandals.
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04.08.2010
Mayawati is a stonehearted statue: Congress. Yup. Soon, the whole state of UP will come with a Statutory Warning.
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11.12.2009
Rahul’s visible & invisible hand behind victory : Congress. The party thus fulfills its promise of easy credit.
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11.05.2009
Cong. workers replace Ashoka lions with Rahul, PC & PC’s son. Singams replaced by asingams.
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09.24.2009
Hooda men dominate Congress’ Haryana list. That’s right. I read the list and went, “Who da?, Who da?”
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06.12.2009
“Rahul, Priyanka led Congress’ revival,” says Sonia. So this what Pranab meant when he promised easy credit.
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05.11.2009
BJP wants to show that it's United & Progressive. Congress wants to show that it's National & Democratic. NDA is UPA and UPA is NDA. Gosh.
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05.07.2009
Congress drops Jai-Ho song from campaign. Perhaps, whenever they played it, people voted for Jayalaltiha.
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05.04.2009
Congress flaunts endorsement by "The Economist". Now BJP can seek endorsement from "The Hindu", Mayawati from "Fortune" & Amar Singh from "Hustler".
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04.27.2009
"Don't vote for independents," says Sonia Gandhi. She'd rather we voted for her dependants.
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04.20.2009
Biryani packet flung at Congress MP in Goa. Of course, he has already accumulated the gravy to go with it.
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04.20.2009
"Only Congress can provide STABLE govt." – Ahmed Patel. Yup. They are the experts in horse-trading.
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04.09.2009
TOI – Congress beats Left with misrule stick. So CPM has the Karat and now Congress has the stick.
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03.24.2009
Congress promises 6kg rice in AP. Once can ask (in Tamil), is this Arasiyal? Or is it Arisi-yal?
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03.23.2009
Congress promises uninterrupted power supply to all in AP. Perhaps they should change their name from UPA to UPS.
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