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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
04.17.2010
Lalit Modi possessed drugs as a teenager? No way we’ll let him run a cricket tournament. Let him go stand for parliament instead.
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04.16.2010
Look, with Dawood involved, how can you expect transparency? What? ……Oh come on, what does Mandakini have to do with this?
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04.06.2010
Shopian: ‘Samples kept in tamarind jar’. CBI feels that this has grave imlications.
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03.30.2010
Couple die of snakebite. But police smell a rat.
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01.16.2010
Two held for theft of bull. Can they be given er… Bail.
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01.13.2010
Police parade cross-dressers to identify bag thief. They must have been caught in the police drag-net.
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01.13.2010
Dumb thief gets caught because he settles down & makes phone calls. Guess, all the smarter ones are busy in politics.
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01.13.2010
Prove jail stint, get party ticket: Lalu. Hmm, okay, we did say we want leaders with conviction.
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01.05.2010
“No terrorist in Bihar”, says cop. “No cops in Bihar”, say terrorists.
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01.05.2010
SPS Rathore’s arrest is still “imminent”. Will he live up to the anagram of his name – “Hops Arrest”?
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12.23.2009
To frame guy for murder of 2 people with blood groups A & B, cops plant blood group AB on knife. Maybe when forensics were being taught they took a small Rhesus.
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12.23.2009
Thief finds a perfect hideout – cop’s office. Perfect camouflage.
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12.11.2009
CBI unearths ‘big scam’ involving NHAI official. Highway robbery eh?
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12.08.2009
Three held with Uranium in Navi Mumbai. Guess, they’re heading for a half-life sentence.
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12.01.2009
“He dreamt too big,” says Madhu Koda’s family. Does that make him India’s own Martin Looter King?
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