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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
03.29.2010
HT : Chinks remain in Delhi’s airport security. No, no. They just look like that. They’re actually from the North East.
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02.13.2010
Delhi govt asks Bengal to take back beggars. Obviously. By definition, poor people have no access to ‘capital’.
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01.04.2010
Delhi cops don’t file FIRs in 90% of cases. Feroz Nadiadwala can now make a movie on them – FIR Hera Pheri.
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12.31.2009
Delhi mayor wants to shut factory units before the C’wealth Games. A closing ceremony before the opening ceremony?
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11.26.2009
Taxpayers waste Rs. 204 crores on bogus MCD workers. And, I guess, about 1000 crores on the non-bogus MCD workers.
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11.24.2009
After flower-pot bins and bomb-proof bins, Delhi to now try underground bins. This is going to be a Bin Laden city.
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11.06.2009
47,000 places to get dengue in Delhi. The mosquitoes have only one thing to say to MCD – “Dengue very much”.
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11.04.2009
Delhi govt to sell wheat flour at Rs. 14/kilo. They thus become the world’s first aatacracy.
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10.29.2009
VIPs & stray dog delay 10 flights in Delhi. The stray dog was shooed away. But…
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10.08.2009
MCD tops in corruption cases. Followed by Delhi Govt., DDA & Delhi Police. – The results of the Uncommon Wealth Games.
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09.23.2009
Buses, autos, metro-stations, etc. to be painted purple & pink for C’wealth Games. Gaudy bula rahi hai.
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09.17.2009
MCD to build 7-star toilets. They could brand it Loola Kempinsksi.
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09.17.2009
Mamata pledges support to Sheila Dixit for 2010 games. Perhaps Sheila + Mamata will have some (K)shamata.
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08.27.2009
Delhi to introduce bomb-proof dustbins. A-trash is the best form of defence.
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08.24.2009
Delhi is top garbage producer. *Applause*. Does that mean they qualify for the Bharat Rotna award.
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