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04.20.2010
So once the government recovers all that tax that has been evaded by these evil IPL fellows, we’ll get good roads and electricity no?
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04.20.2010
BSNL unveils 3G Huawei phone. Let ‘em. Hu-a-wei to crib about pvt players waiting for spectrum while BSNL makes merry.
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04.17.2010
No term like ‘raid’ in I-T parlance. Yeah, sure. And no term like ‘bribe’ in police parlance.
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04.14.2010
Postal dept. goes hi-tech. They are finally trying to emerge from the daak ages.
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12.08.2009
“Experts” are still trying to fix the WB assembly sound system “on a war footing” after 1 week. Thank God we’re at peace.
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11.29.2009
Maoists annually extort Rs. 2000 crores. Thereby threatening a government monopoly.
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11.04.2009
6-man Puducherry cabinet spent Rs 36L on snacks in 8 months. After all, ‘cabinet’ is an anagram of ‘can bite’.
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09.07.2009
Web Ratna announced for best govt. website. LOL. It’s like having an Oscar for best Films Division Newsreel.
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08.31.2009
MS Gill insists the ministry won’t support F1 as it is expensive entertainment. Where there’s a Gill, there’s a nay.
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08.31.2009
Our sports ministry feels that sports is not about entertainment. They can prove this by pointing to DDs Olympic Telecast.
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08.28.2009
18L tonnes of wheat rotting in Punjab. Our government is the ultimate cereal killer.
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08.25.2009
Government to monitor all our phone calls and emails. UPA can now be renamed Snoopy-A.
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07.27.2009
Govt. to spend Rs. 16,660 crores on Commonwealth Games. Why do parasites love to be hosts?
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07.27.2009
Bihar wants special “status”. Gujjars want ST “status”. Govt. loots the dough & makes a pie. The votebanks dig in. – Democracy’s food chain.
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06.24.2009
TN Govt’s (Tampcol) Herbal Viagra is a big hit. Shouldn’t they be erecting facilities instead of facilitating erections?
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