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04.16.2010
Electricity war between TN & K’taka. K’taka has no chance. BTS is filled with poor conductors. While TN has Rajini.
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04.05.2010
BJP says they’re going to spend Rs.22,500 crores in Blr. For a population of 7 million that’s like Rs.30K per head. Can I take cash instead?
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03.24.2010
General Prediction – In a few years we’ll have Dravid on TV telling us that there are only 1411 cows left in Karnataka.
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03.05.2010
BSY will present budget only after Rahu Kaalam. Tchah. Astronomical wastage based on astrological calculations.
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02.11.2010
And in K’taka – Bill proposes 7-year jail term for cow slaughter. Damn. Now all steaks will be rare.
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01.08.2010
Rs. 5 crores doled out to K’taka MLAs (current & ex) as medical reimbursements. An epidemic of cashtroentritis I guess.
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01.04.2010
K’taka splurges Rs.18 crores on “House Panels”. Which of course, is an anagram of “Plush Ease, No?”.
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11.11.2009
BJP image only temporarily blurred, insists Acharya. Now we know why they keep making spectacles of themselves.
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11.06.2009
Reddys quit, perhaps pushing K’taka into midterm polls. Basically they diversified from mining to undermining.
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11.03.2009
Stamp on Rajkumar released. So the Kannada film industry can continue licking his backside.
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11.02.2009
BJPs problems in K’taka are due to bad Vaastu of Vikas Soudha. Oh okay. Though I wish they’d do more Vikas & less Soudha.
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09.17.2009
K’taka to introduce SC/ST quota in burial grounds. Next step – reserve a few virgins in paradise.
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08.25.2009
3-day K’taka assembly session will focus on people’s problems. Er… what else are they supposed to be doing???
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07.27.2009
K’taka ranks 2nd in power theft cases. BSY can say, “We’re No.2, so we’ll try harder.”
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07.06.2009
KSCA set to roll out Karnataka Premier League. Muthalik can bid for Mangalore Moral Policers. Any other teams?
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