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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
04.21.2010
Now Bal Thackeray wants IPL banned. If you remove the words “ban” and “compulsory”, our politicians would be tongue-tied.
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04.17.2010
In India, free speech is a right. As long as it doesn’t offend anyone. It’s like saying- Your property is yours. As long as no one wants it.
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04.16.2010
Yay. Parliament adjourned again. As far as I am concerned, no laws is no loss.
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03.24.2010
General Prediction – In a few years we’ll have Dravid on TV telling us that there are only 1411 cows left in Karnataka.
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02.11.2010
And in K’taka – Bill proposes 7-year jail term for cow slaughter. Damn. Now all steaks will be rare.
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11.11.2009
6 months jail for using mobile (even with hands-free) while driving. This literally makes the device a ‘cell’ phone.
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07.29.2009
Guj Assembly ignores president’s suggestions and passes GUJCOC unchanged. Guess they feel it’s already Modi-fied enough.
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07.09.2009
Whistleblower's Protection Bill to be passed. Truly, a Seeti Moment of Success.
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06.08.2009
Solicitor General becomes Attorney General. WTF does that mean? Is it that he can stop prostituting & start prosecuting?
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05.28.2009
HC tells Govt. to reduce noise at IGI airport. Now, planes will be ordered to turn off their engines while landing, and avoid honking.
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05.08.2009
Gujarat HC : IIM-A not an educational institute. How the hell did they find out!!!
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05.07.2009
Undertrial prisoners can stand for elections but aren't allowed to vote.
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Shows that we don’t trust the judgment of potential criminals but respect their leadership abilities. http://is.gd/xroy

04.19.2009
Attendance made compulsory at Padma Awards. So if they offer an honour, you'd better honour their offer. Or else…
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04.01.2009
Thackeray feels Indira Gandhi's grandson can't be booked under NSA. Perhaps, POT(H)A will be be more appropriate.
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03.31.2009
Sanjay Dutt barred from elections. Good. The Supreme Court is finally kicking some Dutt.
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