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A TWEET AND SOUR LOOK AT NEWS HEADLINES
02.28.2010
4-1. Done and dusted. Unless Pak govt. denies that these 11 players are Pak citizens.
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01.22.2010
Pak swears revenge for IPL snub. Is this “Every auction has an equal and opposite reaction”? Or “bad cases make Badla”?
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11.23.2009
“I don’t know who to deal with in Pakistan” : Manmohan. At least nobody has that problem with us. Just deal with Sonia.
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11.23.2009
Butt wants Younis back as Malik. Butt Malik doesn’t want Younis. While Younis wants Malik’s Butt. Pak cricket sure is confusing.
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04.24.2009
PCB hires cooks & drivers as guards for Oz series. So if terrorists attack, the team can speed away and have a good meal.
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03.16.2009
TOI – Nawaz Sharif calls off long march. Perhaps he wants to quickly move on to April.
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02.09.2009
Surgeons on strike in Cuttack. I had told you that they'd misunderstand the term 'surgical strikes'.
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01.19.2009
India to give Kasab's DNA to Pakistan. Oops. Now they can create a thousand Kasab clones.
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01.14.2009
Manmohan sends greeting cards to Zardari & Gilani. You could call this the Hallmark of his diplomacy.
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01.14.2009
ISI training women for terrorism. So, do the women get to play the virgins in paradise?
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01.11.2009
Musharraf says that India should not speak of surgical strikes. I agree. Any such talk and all our surgeons will stop coming to work.
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12.25.2008
Suicide bombers for sale in Pakistan. Now that could be a booming business. In more ways than one.
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12.25.2008
Nokia maps listed Kashmir as part of Pakistan. Promptly BJP activists go and burn a store in Jabalpur. Arson-of-the-soil.
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12.16.2008
Wonder how Pakistan can get so touchy about their airspace. After all, they've been consistently violating our land space.
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12.11.2008
Pakistan puts Jaish-e-Mohammad chief, Masood Azhar, under house arrest. Guess he'll be working from home now.
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