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04.28.2010
Haha. Man escapes from lock-up. Preliminary investigations reveal that the police had forgotten to lock him up.
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04.03.2010
Mayawati decides to go ahead and recruit 1200 people to guard her statues. They will be known as the Key Stone Cops.
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03.30.2010
Couple die of snakebite. But police smell a rat.
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02.13.2010
To locate husband, cops ask woman to pay for petrol. Now we know how to express our gratitude to the police – Tankfully.
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01.13.2010
Police parade cross-dressers to identify bag thief. They must have been caught in the police drag-net.
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01.06.2010
Yet another book banned. We have thought police, moral police, culture police; every kind of police except police police.
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01.05.2010
“No terrorist in Bihar”, says cop. “No cops in Bihar”, say terrorists.
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01.04.2010
Delhi cops don’t file FIRs in 90% of cases. Feroz Nadiadwala can now make a movie on them – FIR Hera Pheri.
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12.23.2009
To frame guy for murder of 2 people with blood groups A & B, cops plant blood group AB on knife. Maybe when forensics were being taught they took a small Rhesus.
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12.23.2009
Thief finds a perfect hideout – cop’s office. Perfect camouflage.
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11.23.2009
Kerala police arrest two for forwarding a mail. Well, they’ve always been against the forward class, na?
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11.21.2009
Cops to keep an eye on B’lore pubs thru CCTV. To make sure there is no live music or dance. Welcome to Talibangalore.
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11.05.2009
Punjab Police will now have Tasers. Aah, they’ve kept their promise to bring electricity to everyone.
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11.02.2009
Maharashtra’s top cop S S Virk retires. He will henceforth be called S S Out-of-Virk.
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11.02.2009
Cops help convict escape and use her for drug trading. Okay, they can be transferred to the traffic department.
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