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05.05.2010
VK Malhotra has been the head of the Indian Archery Assn for 31 years. He must have tremendous Vil Power.
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http://j.mp/90qTp4

04.24.2010
My phone gets tapped many times a day. It’s an iPhone you see.
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04.23.2010
Investigators say that the IPL was fixed. Yeah, yeah. They did call it fixtures, didn’t they?
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http://j.mp/aMong9 (HT : @skodithala)

04.20.2010
Did you know that Mandakini was given 18% ownership of Ram Teri Ganga Maili? Raj Kapoor called it Wet Equity.
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04.19.2010
Gregory, after whom the Gregorian Calendar is named, must have been quite a stud. He had a new date everyday.
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04.17.2010
Modi is being put under a scanner it seems. Okay, can I have a jpeg please.
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04.17.2010
Ricky Martin goes naked in latest video. Looks like when he came out of the closet, he left all his clothes still in it.
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http://j.mp/djDNf1

04.16.2010
What’s common to Iceland & Abhishek? Both are wondering what to do with ash.
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04.16.2010
Ha, the Iceland volcano is in Eyjafjallajokull. Everybody in India is laughing at the name. From Udhagamandalam, to Thiruvananthapuram.
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04.11.2010
Had to decide what to have for breakfast. In effect, I had to make an idliogical choice – Upmaoism or Dosai Maoism.
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04.07.2010
We ask for austerity measures and they misunderstand – Austrian Baldauf is Air India’s first COO.
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http://j.mp/96AK1e

04.02.2010
Bengal cops arrest quack who treated Kishenji. So a duck can quack, but this quack couldn’t duck.
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http://j.mp/cV04oW

03.29.2010
HT : Chinks remain in Delhi’s airport security. No, no. They just look like that. They’re actually from the North East.
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http://j.mp/aEBh7j

03.07.2010
It seems DMK denies the existence of Pi. You see, they are staunch rationalists.
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03.05.2010
Surat to get a modern fish-market. It seems the old one was going to Pisces.
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http://j.mp/9B9QI8